just taking my mom for a walk LOL
Johnny Depp hides of paparazzi using a Nicolas Cage photograph on set of From Hell
#Johnny Depp steals the declaration of independence and blames it on Nicolas Cage
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Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?
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About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.
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How old are you?
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN
Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.
“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”
The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.
“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.
“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.
Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.
Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.
“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.
“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.
Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.
“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.
Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.
He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”
Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.
Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”
Deceased
rip me
Dead.
I love tumblr.
YES
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Let me give you some advice.
Losing your virginity: Lose it to someone who you truly trust, or someone you completely in awe love. If not, then don’t do it or you’ll regret it.
Masturbating: Its completely normal, you don’t need to be embarrassed or anything, everyone does it. Its a great stress reliever too.
Getting over someone:
- Cry, but only to a limit.
- Do not stay home, if you’re home then you’ll most likely be alone. You need to go out with friends or family.
- Do you, you were fine before that person came along. And you can learn from them, know what not to do for the next. Let you be free for your own self.
Insecurity:
- Stop giving a fuck about what others think.
- You have two options if you feel that low of yourself:
- Either you fucking accept your flaws and be proud of them.
- Or you change, not for the acceptance of others but because you feel good about yourself.
Chasing after someone: If you want to be with them, then show them that they’re worth it and you are too. But first, try being their friend first. But I advise you to do is tell them straight up you like them first but don’t say you want to be in a relationship right away. Try to get to know them first but as a friend, to let them you’re still going to be there as a friend but still let them be attracted to you at the same time. So what I’m basically saying is try to get to know them and let them fall for you without accidentally getting into the friendzone.
Making friends: Just be you. Don’t be friends with bitches for the wrong reasons. Just be you and people who truly accept you will befriend you.
Flirting, homewrecking, cheating: Do not homewreck someone’s relationship. You will find love in someone who will completely love you back. Don’t wreck another’s love. Cheating, if you want to cheat, then face the consequences. Just stay single if you want to flirt like crazy, don’t hurt someone because of your recklessness. If you flirt, make sure you don’t lead someone on, cause thats a bitch ass move.
Finding someone: I know its a bitch waiting, but you’ll find someone, be patient. Don’t get into a relationship because you’re lonely. Just wait and they’ll come.
Too cool for school: Trust me, you ain’t going to be all that when you flippin burgers at a fast food restaurant.
Yolo: You only live once, so take chances. It might gain some or lose some, but at least you tried. Live a little, take risks.
Yo shit: Like the expensive valuables, keep that shit on lock.
Procrastination: It’s a bitch. LOL
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lmfao!!
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
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i made a bet with my friend for 20 bucks and she won
shes expecting money but little does she know im gonna give her 20 pictures of bucks, male deers.
i love myself
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